you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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