Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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