Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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