hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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