I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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