honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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