we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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