How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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