Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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