Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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