I want to stick my p in your. b.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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