Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize