I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
It's Friday. Sex?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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