My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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