epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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