I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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