i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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