so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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