when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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