That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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