What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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