Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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