I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
where am i from again
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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