In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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