I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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