Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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