Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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