he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize