yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I have aggressive nipples.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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