You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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