and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
try to milk me bitch
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