I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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