I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
i need some magic done to my vagina
I FOUND THE LEGS
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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