Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
porn star boner night. come get it.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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