The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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