Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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