I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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