It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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