found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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