No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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