My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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