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The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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