piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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