you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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