yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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