I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
This is the high leading the old right now
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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