Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My bed smells like the plague
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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