I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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