I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Randomize
