dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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