i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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