do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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