It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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