I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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