Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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