The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Randomize
